Sunday, November 14, 2004

Don't F*ck with dr. Ruth

Havren't written in a while. Saw this and thought it was cool. From some radio station web site:

"Dr. Ruth as an assasin?!?

DR. RUTH WESTHEIMER made a career as an expert on sex, but at one time, she could have chosen a different career path. . . that of ISRAELI ASSASSIN. She told the "New York Post", "When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal sniper. I could hit the target smack in the center further away than anyone could believe. Not just that, even though I was tiny and not even much of an athlete, I was incredibly accurate throwing hand grenades too. Even today I can load a Sten automatic rifle in a single minute, blindfolded." Dr. Ruth says that after she left the military, she was almost killed in a terrorist attack. "My legs were almost ripped off on my 20th birthday in 1948 in Jerusalem from cannon ball shrapnel which exploded in the student's residence where I was living. Three other students were killed instantly and many more were wounded. The metal pierced both my legs and there was blood everywhere. A cannon ball from Jordan had smashed through the window. I was thrown 20 feet. The strangest thing was that all I could think about was whether there might be some blood on the brand-new shoes I had just gotten for my birthday, and amazingly there wasn't even a drop on them. . . which was all I cared about in some kind of strange denial."

That's just weird, cause she's just this little nice lady who talks about sex and dstuff. So, like whats next? Maybe Dr. Phil used to be a hardcore porn star?


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