We're all living in Amerika

I saw the video "Amerika" last week. This is a bitter song written by a pissed off German band called Rammstein. Aparently, their a number one hit band in Europe. I wonder if they get played on MTV? I saw this song on MuchMusic.

If you don't like hard rock, with a lot of German lyrics, then don't bother looking for this song. You won't like it. I think it's cool.

So, enjoy these words of love which are the song lyrics translated into English by some fan on another web site:

We're all living in America
America is wonderful
we're all living in America
America
America

We're all living in America
America is wonderful
we're all living in America
America
America

When we dance I want to lead
when you turn yourself around alone
let us control you a bit
I'll show you how to walk right

We create a lovely round dance
the freedom plays from all violins
music comes from the White House
and in front of Paris stands Mickey Mouse

We're all living in America
America is wonderful
we're all living in America
America
America

I know the very useful steps
and I will protect you from missteps
and who does not want to dance at the end
does not know that he must dance

We create a lovely round dance
I will show you the direction
to Africa comes Santa Claus
and in front of Paris stands Mickey Mouse

We're all living in America
America is wonderful
we're all living in America
America
America

We're all living in America
Coca Cola, Wonderbra
we're all living in America
America
America

This is not a love song
this is not a love song
I don't sing my mother tongue
no, this is not a love song

We're all living in America
America is wonderful
we're all living in America
America
America

We're all living in America
Coca Cola, sometimes war
we're all living in America
America
America

Don't F*ck with dr. Ruth

Havren't written in a while. Saw this and thought it was cool. From some radio station web site:

"Dr. Ruth as an assasin?!?

DR. RUTH WESTHEIMER made a career as an expert on sex, but at one time, she could have chosen a different career path. . . that of ISRAELI ASSASSIN. She told the "New York Post", "When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal sniper. I could hit the target smack in the center further away than anyone could believe. Not just that, even though I was tiny and not even much of an athlete, I was incredibly accurate throwing hand grenades too. Even today I can load a Sten automatic rifle in a single minute, blindfolded." Dr. Ruth says that after she left the military, she was almost killed in a terrorist attack. "My legs were almost ripped off on my 20th birthday in 1948 in Jerusalem from cannon ball shrapnel which exploded in the student's residence where I was living. Three other students were killed instantly and many more were wounded. The metal pierced both my legs and there was blood everywhere. A cannon ball from Jordan had smashed through the window. I was thrown 20 feet. The strangest thing was that all I could think about was whether there might be some blood on the brand-new shoes I had just gotten for my birthday, and amazingly there wasn't even a drop on them. . . which was all I cared about in some kind of strange denial."

That's just weird, cause she's just this little nice lady who talks about sex and dstuff. So, like whats next? Maybe Dr. Phil used to be a hardcore porn star?